What are the top 10 most inappropriate conversation topics?

1. Salary

Guy: “How much money do you make?”

Girl: “We just met. Why do you want to know that? What’s wrong with you?”

2. Age

Guy: “How old are you?”

Girl: “Why can’t you ask a normal question?”

3. Religion

Guy: “Don’t you agree that tangible evidence is the most important thing? You can’t scientifically prove that God exists.”

Girl: “I’m Christian. You’re going to hell because you don’t believe in God.”

4. Gossip

Guy: “Did you hear that Jessica dumped Justin, because Justin was cheating on her with Lindsay?”

Girl: “Lindsay is my sister. Why are you such a jerk?”

5. Politics

Guy: “Did you vote in the last election? I voted for the most right wing party. All I care about is lower taxes.”

Girl: “What is wrong with you? Mother Earth is our greatest resource. Don’t you care about anything aside from yourself? I voted for the most left wing party!”

6. Past relationships

Guy: “Oh man, I feel so much better after I dumped Britney. I felt like a piano was lifted off my back.”

Girl: “Britney is my best friend. How could you dump her? What the hell is wrong with you?”

7. Time of the month

Guy: “Is it your time of the month?”

Girl: “Why are you being so rude?”

Guy: “You’ve been awfully bitchy lately. You’re like this every 28 days.”

8. Offensive jokes

Guy: “How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? It’s a trick question. You don’t need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling.”

Girl: “Your jokes are stupid.”

9. Spoilers

Guy: “Can you believe Jack died at the end of Titanic?”

Girl: “Why did you spoil the movie? I haven’t seen it!”

Guy: “Are you joking? Titanic made $2 billion dollars at the global box office. Everyone’s seen Titanic.”

10. Weight gain

Guy: “Are you pregnant? You’ve been packing on the pounds the past few months.”

Girl: [Slaps guy across the face]


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